Better Not

Today is Katie's bday...30 she threw me a dirty 30 party, and I didn't even pick her up a gift yet...I gotta get going, I kknow waht she wants, store isn't open yet. She deserves a party, but has to work 2nite. What am I to do? She is such a better wife than I am a husband.
I better not going fishing today. A party next saturday...she doesn't have to work that's a great idea, couple friends, fire up the grill, ice cold beer she won't drink, beer for the guests. I'm gonna do it. Have a lil party right here at home. Jeppers I need to mow the grass.